11th April, 2014

(via Jerks and Screeches)

11th April, 2014

thesiegeperilous:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

Everyday is penismass

I’m glad that the sacrament of marriage is presided over by Dick Weiner. Who else could possibly get it right?

thesiegeperilous:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

Everyday is penismass

I’m glad that the sacrament of marriage is presided over by Dick Weiner. Who else could possibly get it right?

(via Dactylis Glomerata)

11th April, 2014

Bird-Watching Report

In today’s news that no-one cares about, I went for a hike and bird-watching extravaganza. Some birds were difficult to identify, as I don’t have binoculars, bloo. Species spotted:

Downy Woodpecker
Hairy Woodpecker
Red-Bellied Woodpecker
Pileated Woodpecker
White-Breasted Nuthatch
Black-Capped Chickadee
Blue Jay
Northern Cardinal
Red-Winged Blackbird
Turkey Vulture
Great Blue Heron
Bufflehead
Canada Goose
Double-Crested Cormorant
Common Merganser
Mallard
Tree Sparrow
Common Redpoll
Golden-Crowned Kinglet
Flycatcher of some sort
Gulls Galore